guffed

to be completly off your face on weed

comes from south affrica

u look competly guffed

by wierd is a good thing February 10, 2005

guff

noun: a vagina

"up the guff"

by breivegan August 12, 2003

gruffling

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.

Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.

by DL Smith June 22, 2006

Guff

Matt Donellan, the most guffiest kid. He farts, talks shit, and has the worse life ever. Straight up GUFF! No one ever date a guff, trust me, hes going to go after your little brother.

Mathew Donnellan is such a fucking Guff

by Nicky Figs July 7, 2009

gruff

When playing Tiger Woods golf and you hit your ball in the grass and the rough.

Damn Vicky, I hit my ball into the gruff!

by Ed Dillon December 28, 2005

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 27, 2013

Gruff

The small patch of hair lying in between the penis/vagina and the anus. (It can also have a second word added to it to become an insult, seen in fig. 2)

Geoff: I fucked Gemma last night, but man, that gruff was disgusting
Dave: Really?

Geoff: Yeah, dude, I swear it looked like there was breadcrumbs in there

Fig. 2

James: Jeez man, Zack is such a gruff-nugget
Sam: I know right! He literally stole Andy's girlfriend right in front of him!

by ayden mmmmmm October 4, 2015