A subset of "clickbait," the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.
I feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me I was as sexy as (current celebrity sex symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.
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"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."
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A person who cannot wait to show his private parts in any country he visits, especially Bulgaria. Synonym for Oliver.
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“I hate walking through big crowds of people, I get so flusterated.”
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