flatterbait

A subset of "clickbait," the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.

I feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me I was as sexy as (current celebrity sex symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.

by mpgchgo October 21, 2015

Flasturbation

To fasturbate you must mastubate with your sweat, while you are in a constipated state. When you ask someone to flasturbate you should whip two fingers on your forehead and bow with your two fingers up so your ass is out so they understand you want to fasturbate

"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."

by He'll do March 25, 2017

Flasher

A person who cannot wait to show his private parts in any country he visits, especially Bulgaria. Synonym for Oliver.

Hey, this dude is a flasher! He is such an Oliver!

by t.nikollova June 11, 2017

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

Flamsterd

Accidentally flipping a hamster against a wall just after it’s bitten you!

Flamsterd! That will teach you!!

by Flamsterd Boy! May 14, 2018

flatterbruh

to compliment your bros and making them blush

BRO, your flatterbruh me

by wow technoloy September 10, 2018

Flusterated

The perfect word for when you’re feeling simultaneously flustered and frustrated.

“Can you tell how flusterated I am right now?”

“I hate walking through big crowds of people, I get so flusterated.”

by Asaprissa October 29, 2018