flatterbait

A subset of "clickbait," the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.

I feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me I was as sexy as (current celebrity sex symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.

flatterbait by mpgchgo October 21, 2015

fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

fatterbate 

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

fatterbate by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flasterbation 

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

Flasterbation by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.

"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."

flattergasted by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005

fasterbait 

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

fasterbait by c0deman991 September 14, 2016