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empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
by @cam May 16, 2016
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emptying

The process of take things out of another thing.
Jerry started emptying his things from the long trip.
by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017
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empty barrel

An accurate term describing how uneducated loud-mouths sound when they speak about topics they know nothing about. People often labeled as such will cry racism, rather than believe they could possibly be both inarticulate and incorrect. Ant. - woke, smart
That Congresswoman is such an empty barrel; always talking like her clueless ass actually knows something.
by Yankees 2nd Baseman October 22, 2017
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empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.
Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.
by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017
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Empty Barrel

Race baiting Baffoon usually dressed like a rodeo clown!
Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.
by Oppressed cracker October 25, 2017
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empty semantics

An insult derived from an irrelevant but pithy-sounding technical term. Combining the perjorative and jargon terms feigns a deep, smart reason for refusing to shed ignorance.
James felt fearful and unaccustomed to using his own mind and habitually ceased his thinking at the perimeter of his peer group's established belief system. When someone posted an article with ideas threatening its gossamer bonds, his instinct for conservation drove him to cry, "Empty semantics!"
by facebook_is_the_best November 6, 2017
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Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.
are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?
by Pattybasc February 28, 2018
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