Diddle fish

An old lady, usually Jewish and retired but not in a retirement community, frequenting public areas.

She's a diddle fish.

by jibbleblibble April 4, 2010

diddlewink

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

by grnlk May 20, 2010

diddle-li-dih

'break', 'run', 'passage' or 'hook' in popular music, usually less than two minutes

guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!

eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!

that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!

by michael foolsley August 10, 2010

Diddle

Usually the tiny Dick of a midget or elf

Yo man That Diddle messed up my ass

by ALASTOR666 January 18, 2020

Diddle doo

Small bent penis

Do not go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.

"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"

by Jredog June 4, 2009