Blerton

a man i would fuck any day like so hot amazing hair skin amazing hamdullah allah made him how he is a 1000000/10 man that any girl that would fuck

Blerton is so hot would he wanna fuck

by Blertonismycrush January 21, 2022

Beertiful

adj: describes a beer that is delectable, delicious, and generally all around fantasic.

This Heiner Brau Strawberry Ale is beertiful!

by sle_37 February 12, 2010

bert girl

a girl that you could go to jail for touching

if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face

by big boned September 29, 2012

beertiful

The level of quality done by spouse in completion of a disliked task or choir that is worthy of a six pack.

" Wow Honey! You did a beertiful job cleaning the bathroom!"

by Galifreyian January 1, 2014

bert reynolds

Makin the ladies of the 80s just tremble

Bert Reynolds makes the ladies of the 80s tremble.

by Tyronethefriendlynig February 23, 2014

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

berthelson

Skinny, slimy weasel, who works his hardest to fuck over everyone under him. Married yet sleeps with all he can find. Progresses through life by living on his knees and loves every second of it.

Ther goes berthelson, running to chief again.

by iamKnan March 24, 2016