aolz

less boring way of saying AOL (america online) compare later----- laterz or lataz or lata....less boring wayZ of sayin later

guy 1:brb i gotta restart aol
guy 2: ur boring say 'i gotta restart aolz'
guy 1: i gotta restart aolz cuz itz messed up, happy now?

by the guy called p-rick(not prick) June 30, 2005

aoli

Mayonnaise sold to white people at a high markup.

Garlic aoli? Totally worth a 2 dollar add-on!

by nxwtypx October 7, 2016

AOLectomy

A delicate surgical procedure involving the removal of an individual's America Online (ISP, browser, email account, screen name, and/or lifestyle), once the patient has reached internet maturity.

I was worried about Mom, but she seems to be recovering well after her AOLectomy. At least she's starting to get the hang of Google searches.

Unfortunately, David's AOLectomy didn't take. It's so sad watching him revert...I cry a little every time I hear "You've got mail!"

by dancingfiend December 18, 2009

aolui

A guy with a fat cock that’s good at video games and outplays everyone

They have a aolui on their team we’re fucked

by vvlne February 6, 2021

AOLG

"Always Only Liking (Girls or Guys)". The default for it is the opposite gender, although if you emphasize the " G" at the end, it could mean the same gender.

Light: I always took you as the bisexual kind.
Matsuda: Nah, dude, I’m AOLG.

by LieutenantV3 July 14, 2021

aolany

Aolany can keep secrets and when she finds a man she'll keep her eyes on the prize, it's hard to win her to yourself, she'll probably play hard to get now and then, don't expect her to reply fast to your messages. she'll probably look like she's flirting with other guys but she'll always keep you in mind, if you break her heart you minus well be dead, she'll break you into tiny little pieces. Besides that she's a wonderful friend, if you find her and become her friends you'll think "where did u find this little weirdo." Aolany a keeper. She is really good at going off at people and will defend you easily even if she got mad at you a second ago.

Boy: you think Aolany's cheating on me?
other boy: no, Aolany is just talking to other boys.
Boy: exactly she's going to fall in love.
other boy: i don't think so she'll keep you in mind

by My name has a meaning December 4, 2017

AOLove

Originating from as far as I can tell, the Gothic Music Chatroom on AOL, back a few years ago before the baby bats took over meaning love life and the drama (which goths TOTALLY love) which follows on AOL chat rooms...

However, I personally use it to describe all online relationships, esp when there is a lot of drama in a tight-nitched room.

Awww, they broke up their AORelationship, now where is all the AOLove?

by zoey April 11, 2004