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crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
by BadBob816 September 28, 2021
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Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.
Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.
by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022
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crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.
omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.
by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025
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Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.
Only in Crooks County.
by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025
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Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.
"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"
by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025
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Crooked

When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera
Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked
by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025
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Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.
I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.
by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021
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