spork

when yo spoonin wit yo gurl annd u pop a humongous boner turnin yo self into a spork instead of a spoon

yea bro, i was wit diamon spoonin, but dat ass made me spork as hell.

by rafael December 30, 2012

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who doesn’t like to suck peen in synchronization

Person 1- Yo look at the spork over there
Person 2- I know dude she such a pleb

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

sporange

A tasty beverage produced from concentrated orange squash and fizzy water.

What are you doing with Mark's mum? Have a sporange instead!

by Mark'sMum June 23, 2011

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

sporch

the sound a turd makes when it hits the water of the crapper.

Bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.

by John Heinz Kerry November 12, 2004

Spore

This word stands for >> stupid people on rental equipment. It was made after many many stupid manouvers.

Look at that stupid spore heading towards the open water on his snowmobile.

There are seven of the spores on one machine.

by Permafrost November 4, 2004

SporkFucker

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus

1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.

by ThiagoMengo69 July 26, 2003