Shmocka

The scientific term for a penis that is extremely small in size. Also a word to be shout out as loudly as possible.

"Damn, this boy got a shmocka!"

by Joemamabeoch May 6, 2021

shmocked

a state of being in awe. being smothered with shock

Lana got shmocked because of the pregnancy results.

by Maia11 December 12, 2021

shmockston

huge breasts/tits

Damn that girl has shmockston.
I cant stop looking, she is such a shmockston.

by valispaidar November 7, 2023

shmacksie

sexy, cool.

"damnnn hes shmacksie..."

by debra April 19, 2003

shmuck

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground

omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know

by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010

shmecktastical

An adjective describing a man with a tiny cock. Also a way to make fun of him.

"Ha ha dad you are such a shmecktastical faggot..."

by Shmeckstastical faggot January 11, 2010

Shmecksee

A slang term for the slang term smecksy, a slang word for sexy, sounding better.
Also see: Shmecks.

Wow did you see that ass? It was dead shmecksee.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010