Community Service

Similar to "taking one for the team". When you get with the fat/ugly/ annoying girl so that your friend can get the cute girl .

Billy : "i heard you went out with Dave last night "
Joe; " the worst , i ended up doing community service "

by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

room service

What you buy on a debate trip while in the shower.

Final Fantasy VII is as much an attack on your storage as room service is on your wallet.

by Bootleg Star Wars May 19, 2017

Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

by karl hungus February 9, 2005

no service

Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."

The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!

by MoonKnight September 23, 2003

Fan service

Choni aka Cheryl and Toni. Both known as characters on riverdale and in the Archie comics. “Choni” is a prime example of fan service. It was very rushed and the only reason it has a place in riverdale is because of the sick people who call themselves “Choni stans” harassed the riverdale writers. The writers were forced to make “choni” happen and even Vanessa Morgan (Toni Topaz) trashed Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (writer of riverdale) at the Archie panel for cutting “choni scenes”. Fan service is basically when the fans, cast, etc. is so aggressive towards the writers, they are forced to do as they wish because they don’t want to get cancelled.

“Did you see the deleted choni scenes? I’m so mad that they had deleted scenes!”
“They shouldn’t have ANY scenes! It’s total fan service!”

by chickennugslmao September 3, 2018

terms of service

UH YOUR MOM!


{yeah, how often do i get to make your momma jokes)

man i need some ass, i think im going to call your mom for some TERMS OF SERVICE!

by craigums March 6, 2005

Full Service Blumpkin

A standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. That's as much description as I'm offering; I'll leave it for you to do the math.

Asshole #1: Man, that marginally pretty hyper slut, Sally--you know the one who doesn't quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues--well, anyway, she's so fucking messed up in the skull that I actually talked the stupid whore into giving me a FULL SERVICE BLUMPKIN about an hour ago!!!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!

by Someone who misses their balls March 6, 2016