Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.

Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?

by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012

Snart

When you sneeze, fart and shit all at the same time.

"These allergies are killing me, I really shouldn't have had tacos for lunch. I hope I don't snart."

by Cherry(pop) November 11, 2012

Smartytwat

A female lady part that is endowed with intelligence.

My smartytwat can sense your insincerity a mile away.

by FriskyB May 22, 2014

Snart

When one accidentally lets out a fart whilst sneezing

Shammah claimed that she simply sneezed, but the smell indicated that she had actually snarted

by Mythological Citrus December 8, 2014

snarky

SHARP TONED, A BIT OF AN ASS. A RESPONSE FROM FROM A WOMAN WITH NO HUMOR OR LACKING SELF CONFIDENCE

Don't be so snarky! I can't handle your shit talk right now!

by cjh001 April 16, 2016

Snarly

Snazzy/Gnarly: Snarly

A) Doing something BAD A**, and looking D*mn classy doing it.
B) Something cool as sh**, but somehow simoutaniuosely simple.

1. Hey man, i finally finished my ole' school lowrider! How's it look?
2. Dude, that's snarly AF!

by MatchewIVXX August 16, 2016

Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.

oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!

by Notorious Chicka April 9, 2017