Black pudding

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.

by Littlebitofsupport? June 15, 2018

Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022

cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

by Dodqe September 24, 2010

grandads pudding

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

by eggy_001 May 2, 2009

panty pudding

The paste-like substance found in women's panties consisting of sweat, vaginal discharge and cum.

"There's nothing like panty pudding drying to a nice, crusty finish after sitting in your laundry basket for a week."

by Gary Dicksniffer January 1, 2004

yorkshire pudding

a fluffy, light, crispy dumpling made with batter and eaten with roast, especially for sunday roasts.
sometimes has sausages in the middle, n is called toad in a hole.

mmmmmmmmm, my mum makes a mean yorkshire pudding every sunday.

by mls July 8, 2004