Prostitoot

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening

Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.

by The BS Express December 18, 2021

Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.

A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.

by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009

Prostitute

a girl who knows she is only good for one thing so decides she might as well get paid

black girls, Mexican girls and white trash, prostitute

by jerome and fray May 17, 2009

Prostitot

1. (n) a really hot girl who is also really young, between the ages of 5 and 14, usually.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen used to be quite the prostitots.

Wow, your 12 year old sister would make a good prostitot!

by TheMayorAl August 30, 2004

Prostitot

Little girls who dress like hookers, because they think it's attractive.. usually caught flaunting their wall-like figures.

"Hey! Look at those prostitots!"

by Daryl Kiera December 15, 2008

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

reverse prostitute

A female who pays males to engage in sexual activity with her. This is the opposite of prostitution, where the female recieves monetary compensation for her performance of sexual acts.

Reverse Prostitute: "Hey, I'm feeling really horny. Dillon, I'll pay you $70 to come sleep with me!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"

by truelife1234 December 20, 2009