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Prostitwot 

Prostitwot is an amalgamation of Prostitot and a twink. They are usually young boys who want to be seen as sexy and mature by the older men around them, and therefore end up wearing far too much makeup and dressing in what they think is sexy but in reality is slutty and unbecoming. 1. Preteen boys who dresse in a whoreish or scandelous manner. 2. Male preteens intent on attracting adult men. 3. Preteen boys who dress provocatively and often wear makeup, generally found hanging around malls...and Grindr.
"Look at that lad prancing in front of the gym window! That prostitwot is trying to get some attention".
Prostitwot by A.p. (Heely) December 19, 2012

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute 

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

Prostitute State 

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business
“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”
A young girl (around ages 12-13) who is dressing and behaving in such a way that is reminiscent of a prostitute...or her favorite celebutant (e.g. Paris Hilton).
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."
I hate going to the Neshaminy Mall movie theater! It's always way too crowded and always crawling with prostetots! Last time I went some prostetot totally yelled at my boyfriend...she was like 13!
prostetot by 814icaj May 8, 2008

prostitoad 

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.
Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.
prostitoad by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007