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Prostitoot 

The act of oral sex, administered by a lady of the evening
Sherman was late on his car payment, as a result of an unbudgeted $75 expenditure for a prostitoot.
Prostitoot by The BS Express December 18, 2021

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute 

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

Prostitute State 

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business
“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”
A young girl (around ages 12-13) who is dressing and behaving in such a way that is reminiscent of a prostitute...or her favorite celebutant (e.g. Paris Hilton).
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."
I hate going to the Neshaminy Mall movie theater! It's always way too crowded and always crawling with prostetots! Last time I went some prostetot totally yelled at my boyfriend...she was like 13!
prostetot by 814icaj May 8, 2008
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Slop Grenade

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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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