by wabuffet June 3, 2008
Get the postema mug.n. A euphemism for the vagina; short for panty oyster it is a portmanteau etymologically derived from panty salmon, however oyster has since replaced salmon. Proponents of panty salmon over panty oyster claim their term is more closely aligned with the female sexual cycle (Women are like salmon, sexually, in that they swim up a stream of sexual consciousness until they reach their peak at around 40 ergo, panty salmon) It should be noted that panty salmon is considered an anachronism and is only permissible in a scholarly context. Some philologists and semiotics expets believe poister is best spoken with a British accent, debate continues.
Do you fancy a toss about with her poister?
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
When her poister is moister, its time to hoist her
What's her problem?
She has some sand in her poister.
by JonLokiGanjatron October 4, 2010
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Poster
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1. a thick, white, sticky fluid projecting from a man's 1 pound of dangling fury upon a woman's face thus fusing her lips together.
2. Using a human male instead of a horse to make Elmers glue in order to cut costs.
2. Using a human male instead of a horse to make Elmers glue in order to cut costs.
by RJ B January 12, 2004
Get the man paste mug.A thick fish like paste that oozes from a slit A.K.A Tampon Socket usually found on the lips of a slag.
'Oi peelie lick my minge paste'
'errrr my thong is full of minge paste and it fuckin stinks'
'I havent washed my tuna tunnel for ages and it stinks of minge paste'
'errrr my thong is full of minge paste and it fuckin stinks'
'I havent washed my tuna tunnel for ages and it stinks of minge paste'
by Zac + DJ March 7, 2008
Get the minge paste mug.Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
Get the Toot Paste mug.A sacker of the backer.
The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008
Get the posterior pillager mug.A color so washed out, that it's really light. And it's soooo adorable. For instance, Easter colors.
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