colder than a polar bear's cock 

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

colder than a polar bear's cock by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

beer polar 

A mental Disorder that is caused directly from the consumption of Beer(or any other alcoholic beverages). The characteristics of this affliction are very easy to recognize, ie. the transformation a generally nice and hospitible person to a blubbering lunatic who's every emotional scar and guitly conscience has taken control of them.

"That chicks O.K. when she is sober, but after a few drinks she becomes completely beer polar"

beer polar by Eyville April 11, 2008

The Polar Express 

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

The Polar Express by yoloboyswag420 August 8, 2014

go polar

To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.

A: So did butt-knocker call you today?

J: No, haven't heard from him.

A: Since when?

J: Since, like, three days ago.

A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?

J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.

go polar by JohnnyAZ May 28, 2006

multi-polar

Describes someone who demonstrates extreme bipolar behavior.

"She was acting SO bipolar, in fact it was more like multi-polar!"

multi-polar by Caroline69 October 28, 2009

Purple Polar Bear 

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.

Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.

Purple Polar Bear by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

Beached polar bear by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022