League of Legends players

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.

I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.

by 0975432345 October 23, 2022

Player Cam

When one is at a party, or other social event you keep an eye on a person who is likely to make some key "plays"
Usually a guy who is hitting on a particular girl, but the inverse could also apply. Occasionally used for someone who is generally amusing at a social outing.

Derived from sports such as Rugby, Football, Basketball, where the camera tracks one particular player on the team, normally the play maker.

1. Ive got player cam on Flynn tonight, I know he's keen on her, lets see if he makes a move.

2. Tom: Hey Tim are you going to make a move on Kate tonight?
Tim: Yeah, but I've got player cam on Jack, it could be a bit of a dog fight I want to make sure I can suss out the competition.

by gronk April 4, 2009

player

Somebody involved in several simultaneous relationships.

The player went out with Mindy last night, but tonight he is going out with Clarissa.

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

hockey player

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

player

a man who loves to get in all the girls pants

Baierl is such a player with those fresmen dude.

by Nator October 21, 2006

plamerism

The act of willfully repeating the same story to the same person(s) with complete and utter disregard for that person's actual interest in the story.

Dude, that is a total plamerism. You already told me that you once owned a BMW.

by AnnoyedJOPA May 11, 2014

Player One Syndrome

The feeling you get when you can no longer distinguish a tangible understanding of reality, you feel that you are at the centre and nothing else is real, like you are player 1 in life and that everything else only exists when you are there and that other people are only NPC's (Non-Player Characters).

I think I'm suffering from Player One Syndrome I cant tell what is real, like I'm Player 1 in my own video game.

by Keneth Palin July 9, 2014