Hummer

A person that “hums” way too much.

Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!

by doosherr October 1, 2019

Hammersla'd

To get so sauced you fall asleep on the toilet

Tried to stand up and fell over because my legs where asleep . ended up Hammersla'd on the toilet for hour

by Weaver93 March 11, 2020

Humbersquelch

The act of accidentally having sex whilst eating a scone with whipped cream

For god sake Jenny I can't believe you humbersquelched on the carpet again

by Atz99 June 2, 2020

Hummer

How douchebags move from place to place.

Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.

Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.

by South African Dictator October 4, 2020

Hammers

Someone or something which is very good.

"that new Drake track is hammers"

by Mrcoolman86 January 26, 2021

hemmerson

Very sexy gal. Super cute, short amazing. Hemmerson will make you happy in life. Give you meaning. xx

Wow hemmerson james the 3rd jr just made me so happy she is so caring

by 🥔❤️🤣 February 10, 2021

hummer

a hummer is a gummer with teeth

Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.

by rigetsnon February 23, 2021