Die in a hole

What you would say to someone who you really hate

Bully: you suck at Fortnite

Me: die in a hole

by EvilDoer999 April 9, 2019

shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.

Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!

by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009

crust hole

When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.

After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.

by Mikesbigass December 25, 2014

crisis of the hole

The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.

It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003

3-hole-punch

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.

but mouth vag 3-hole-punch

by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009

Yelp Hole

A void-like freakout similar to a K-Hole (seeUD def #3) but instead of drug-induced, the Yelp Hole takes hold when you are looking for a place to go to eat / drink.

The anxiety of social capital associated with selecting the perfect establishment for the people and event drives one into a Yelp Hole.

This phenomenon is primarily urban as the choices are so plentiful that they are dizzying and require Yelp to weed through them.

Generally the Yelp Hole spell is broken by someone being kept waiting -- who shakes you out of the Yelp Hole and into random selection.

Also related to it's paperback uncle -- the Zagat Freeze. and Siblings -- SeamlessWeb Fugue, Menupages Daze, and Chowhound Blackout.

The pressure to find a brunch spot to make all of her friends happy drove Sally into a Yelp Hole. Hours later, her friends were texting her furiously, hungry and confused, and yet Sally remained in bed making lists of potential brunch spots, unsure of which to pick.

by hinternetz August 29, 2010