hooterific

A female possesing exceptionally fine looking titties.

dayamn! did you see that broad's boobies over there, them's hella hooterific!!

by Israel G November 30, 2004

hooker shower

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

by minderlithe February 20, 2011

Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life July 20, 2008

Dirty Hooker

a hooker who has stds

In the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt

by !!@##$$%%^&* January 4, 2006

Hooster

A annoying friend that trys to act cool to impress people. Normally they will do or say something alot and tell people about it like "Hey dude did you hear me say penis, because I just said it haha." And then you normally say to yourself, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Oh my god Dylan is such a hooster, somebody go punch him in the face.

by Wosco March 10, 2009

Hooters

-a pair of owls.
-a restuarant chain the encourages objectification of women
-a great place for the dumb blonde with great knockers to get employed.
-a pacifier for a set of twin babies or adults.

sally's hooters were ready to bust our of her blouse.

by brendy January 12, 2005

Hooters

Tits. Breasts. Torpedoes. Melons. What more needs to be said? Also a rather popular restaurant chain which employs young women with the appropriate physical characteristics to fit the name.

The marketing geniuses who built the Hooters adjacent to the college campus property weren't stupid.

They serve food there?? Who knew?

by Bob_Lenz July 1, 2008