Gabon

A smart, cool person that everyone wants to be like.

person 1: oh how i wish i could DO a gabon

person 2: don't we all

by the goon 96 January 7, 2010

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006

Electronic Gaming Monthly

See EGM

"Reading Electronic Gaming Monthly is alot better than reading Game Pro"

by epcott March 29, 2004

gammon alley

Vagina

"ram it up your gammon alley"

by marvel_us jodes May 18, 2014

Nah gammon

Australian slang - like saying "just kidding" or "jokes"

that was shit... nah gammon it was awesome

by Aussie_cossie February 5, 2012

Modest pelecan gaming

By far is the best YouTube known to man kind. He is well know for the Thicc thumbnails. His channel is also a political campaign to spread awareness that people are dehydrated and is is a very hydrated pelican, he is the leader of the notorious biker gang the sons of virgins

Hey lads and lasses modest pelecan gaming here with Thicc man. Please take nude selfies with the modest pelecan YouTube page open in the background and then leak these photos making it viral thus making my channel viral

by I'm the real lightning McQueen September 2, 2019

Gang Rape Gaming

The act of multiple people playing a single player game together to increase efficiency and speed.

(Also known as grg-ing said game)

Nerd 1: Dude, how'd you beat Final Fantasy VII so quick?!?!?!
Nerd 2: Me and Todd, gang rape gaming.
Nerd 1: Aaah, smart move.

Laurence: Man we grg'd the shit out of Pokemon Yellow last night and beat the elite four 5 TIMES!!!
John: mmm...

by CleverMike July 16, 2011