fife

Better way of saying future wife, on account of fiance sounds gay and French.

My fife Lauren talks too much, but I'm gonna marry her anyway.

by dutchey October 17, 2010

Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.

Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.

by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015

shots fired

what you say after you fart/ blow a hole in your chonies; replacement for "safety"

johnny: "shots fired"
timmy: "you got fart particles on my chorizo!"

by lilbigmouth June 27, 2010

fifebikers

a term used to depict a level of motorcycling normally associated with demi-gods

don't think he's on fifebikers, he crashed that Pan like a loser

it all about fifebikers man, it's the shit dawg

by freedomofspeachforum May 6, 2008

Fife Lake

A shit hole located 20 miles southeast of Traverse City, MI. Here you'll find plenty of God fearin’, Trump supportin’, narrow-minded hicks, who have more DUI’s than 401k plans.

Guy 1: “Build the wall! Mexicans bad. Wall good.”
Guy 2: “You must be from Fife Lake.”

Stranger: “Where at in Michigan are you from?”
Fife Lake resident: “Traverse City”

by Donaldtramp February 15, 2019

X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.

Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.

by X3LA September 26, 2008

Fife

noun or verb; Shit

by Anonymous November 4, 2003