fife

Someone who looks like Don Knotts.Could be male or female but often times a fife is a lesbian woman.
"Me"; I have invited Ashley to our party hon. +hon;: I dont think so Jim Dawg, that fife transgender bitch really rubs me the wrong way. +Me;: whatever you say.I will uninvite "her".
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 13, 2017
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"Fife" is a french-canadian insult. It is commonly used by most of the peoples from quebec and in english, fife is the synonym of the word "faggot".

It is a very impolite way to say that somebody is an homosexual. It can also be a normal way to insult anybody.
Arrête de m'pogner l'cul esti d'fife---->Stop touching my ass you fucking faggot.

Pourquoi t'a fait sa, t'es un calisse de fife---->Why did you do this, you are such a fucking retard

Vien t'battre esti d'fife---->Come fight you little fagg0t
by Beer Seeker May 28, 2006
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by jaime xxx April 03, 2007
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A great place between Edinburgh and Dundee with nice beaches lots of fields and some golf courses (if your into that sort of thing) home to the worlds greatest football (soccer) team in the world bar none Raith Rovers F.C
wow im in Fife lets go play some golf then watch the rovers beat the crap into the pars a.k.a Dunfermline "shitty" athletic 250-0
by Highlandr545 July 07, 2006
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A colonial instrument similar to the flute, except shriller in sound and lacking the complicated "keys". It is far more advanced then it's comrade the drum, contrary to popular belief, and a large secret society of awesome people still play it today. Put together with drums, these groups of awesome people are known as "fife and drum corps."
The Old Guard Fie and Drum Corp., the US military fife and drum corp. that is known to be greater than all, and all awesome fifers and drummers secretly aspire to join. Also, I'm pretty sure wikipedia has a good description of a fife.
by hoorayforthefish July 01, 2011
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Better way of saying future wife, on account of fiance sounds gay and French.
My fife Lauren talks too much, but I'm gonna marry her anyway.
by dutchey October 09, 2010
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1) an instrument of the body, not unlike human sexuale genitals. Noun/Verb
2) A term used to discuss in code the human sexual prowess.
3) A flute
Take that fife out of my butt
by joey spina September 16, 2003
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