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Fernet

A strong, earthy concotion favored by summer all-stars, but known for undoing lesser associates made weak by their desk jobs.
AMM used to be able to hang, but since she started working she can't touch PDH in a Fernet drinking contest.
by PeeDeeAitch July 2, 2008
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Ferrets

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
by Beast_modez March 12, 2009
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South Woodham Ferrers

Souless little town situated in essex, england.
Other names include, toy town, and asda town due to the centre being wholey owned by walmart.
Best known for its 10 people to every pub ratio.
this could be heaven, or this could be south woodham ferrers.
by mojomoho May 25, 2009
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Ferretologist

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.
I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011
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Ferrelist

when somebody overobsesses over will ferrel movies, SNL Skits, and chest hair. these people ask themselves; what would ferrel do in akward situations.
raymond is a stupid ferrelist
by Jaydoyle February 2, 2009
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