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Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.
I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.
by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018
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Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.
Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious
by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020
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subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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farticle

The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.
When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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by Sean Gray the Linux Guy October 3, 2007
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midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!
Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...
by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007
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farticles

I'm smelling some raunchy farticles
by peprikaspice March 14, 2011
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Farticus

A farticus ruined my day
by Iistheb May 3, 2018
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