farmicide
farmicide by bakedbagel193 October 30, 2025
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Fartricide
When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystanders have to vacate the area immediately or face certain death, but the CDC would classify this incident as a Public Health Emergency. The person that expelled this fecal gas is put in a near death state and will die if not removed from the scene.
"Hey did you hear about Mel? He committed Fartricide on Tuesday. They had to Hazmat the area and rush him to the ER!!"
Fartricide by MattKV July 1, 2008
Farticide
Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.
faxicide
Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
fartricide
Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.
fartricide by Coriolus October 13, 2008
fapicide
1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?
1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation
2: oh god, what happened?
1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation
fapicide by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013
harmicide
The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.
Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.