facked

past tense of fack; also see fuck

yeah, see that girl over there? we totally facked.

by shhhhhhamalamadingdong December 16, 2007

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|

by iqbal February 21, 2007

rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

by Stacky August 27, 2003

JJ Faced

adj. - The end result of consuming too much alcohol. Often associated with being Pirate faced ie. texting with one eye open. usually accompanied by the loss of personal items (phone, wallet, dignity, respect of your peers etc.)

JJ - Man, last night was rough...
Draven - You got JJ faced didn't you?
JJ - Yeah... ended up urban camping at the SunTrust Springs
Draven - So your saying passed out by the fountain Down Town...
JJ - yep
Draven -.........Where was my invite?

by Urban_Camper September 23, 2010

facedrunking

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

Fahed

The most sexy man in the world. His dick is sooo big. He will fuck ur bitch harddddd

Go in the car baby faheds coming he will fuck u

by Bonjobi January 20, 2019

waste faced

A state of belligerent drunkenness. Similar to wastey face except that it rhymes and is therefore harder to say when drunk, which is funny.

"'sup man, we gonna get waste faced this weekend?"
or when drunk, "Man, I am shhooo wassseete faceeed"

by Tyler H Cipriani December 26, 2008