EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

etuse

The act of making claims from a position of absolute ignorance.

Hanan etuses about her tax filing status because she dreams of getting a big refund.

by Umsizi Mbanjwa February 19, 2024

EXULE

To sabotage someones personal success, esp. vindictively

Carrie was exuled the moment the bucket of blood was upended over her head.

by ozof March 15, 2024

Exaserdray

A meaningless adjective used to describe the lollipops at Willy's Chocolate Experience in Glasgow.

"Those are some exaserdray lollipops!"

by stacyyyOwO March 23, 2024

Excuses

Not what I said.

Hym "Excuses excuses bitch. Pointing out the ambiguity in the age of consent and using 'the ability theoretically consent' as an example for why a retards ability to theoretically consent in the absence of the legal or mental ability isn't justification for a care giver to fuck retards is not an argument that has any relationship to any age of consent for/against arguments.

The act itself (fucking a retard) spites a person who said a thing you don't like and therefore 👍 to you. You're a piece of shit. You raped a 19 year old by pretending to be a guy that is objectively better than you. You're not really in a position to criticize the guy you're pretending to be. A lot of you just fucking retarded psychos. 'He said something other than my kids butthole getting fucked = bad So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT!' OR 'If I dOn'T gEt To Be FoRgIvEn FoR dOiNg WhAtEvEr I wAnT... ThEn I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT... aGaIn!' OR 'He SaId A bAd WoRd So I gEt To Do WhAtEvEr I wAnT aNd If YoU sAy AnYtHiNg AbOuT i'Ll Do A jIhAd On YoU tOo!' OR 'If YoU eVeN hAvE tO AsK wHy RaPe BaD i GeT tO dO wHaTeVeR i WaNt!' My answer was fine. I'm better than you and your kid. If I wanted to fuck or kill them you wouldn't do anything to stop me. Ashton Kutcher was doing it but he was a character witness in a trail and now he isn't allowed to do the thing that YOU are not doing. This is evidenced by the fact that kids are still getting fucked and killed. Mostly by the Jews. Aaaaaaaand... You're shit. I'm not. I'm better than everyone. Better than GOD! I'm LIKE a GOD! Reality hangs on my every word! So, quit making up excuses. Be the piece of shit that you are. Let me be the thing that I am (better than everyone and their kids). And eat a bowl of shit."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

excusegist

Brian Keith Dalton's term for believers who make excuses for their god. To be used instead of the term "apologetic". Etymology: Mister Deity's video "WOTMQ: Excuses, Excuses"

The excusegist's ridiculous arguments for infanticide are terrifying when you realize it's how many Christians justify their belief.

by SpareSimian May 6, 2024

eusexua

a practice, a state of being, the pinnacle of human experience.

"I'm feeling so eusexua right now after listening to that new Twigs album."

by xupidz May 8, 2024