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Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.
Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language
by theKeith April 28, 2006
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English Pig

Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.
"I may be German but you're an English Pig"

"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"

"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"
by Monkey Peanut December 9, 2008
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English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite
Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas
by N8™️ January 21, 2020
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playing english

When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.
Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"
by twitchy0415 April 20, 2022
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Meme English

Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.
by Cyb3rklev September 26, 2021
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English Class

No questions asked the worst class of a day, 40 minutes of hell.
Oh, fuck we have English class today.
by transgenderacist March 8, 2021
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English Twins

Siblings born on the same day, but one (or sometimes two) years apart.

Possibly a play on the idea of "Irish Twins"
The brother and sister share a birthday; they're English Twins.
by Ollie794 December 11, 2016
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