dihpressed

Depressed cause you’re getting no dick in you

Guy 1: yo what’s up with Aman?
Guy 2: he’s dihpressed cause he broke up with Jamal and he’s getting no dick
Guy 1: damn I didn’t know he was a bottom lmao

by ilikebigboobsandiwontlie October 19, 2025

dihriod

nose bleed

im having a dihriod

by lihoe October 25, 2025

Dihquarium

When a man inserts a fish, preferably a koi, into his urethra and then uses rope or string to tie the tip of his penis shut, so the fish cannot escape.

I don't think the fish in my dihquarium is still alive.

by Kumdom Krumble November 3, 2025

Dihligrous

Full of or the quality of licking dick.
(You could also say "diligrous" instead of "dihligrous")

Dih - Dick
Lig - Lick
(r)ous - Full of or the quality of

Person #1: I swear bro, that guy definitely licks dicks.
Person #2: Would you say he is dihligrous?
Person #1: Absolutely. Everything he does, every single thing, is dihligrous.

by MopperAtBurgerKing November 9, 2025

dihghh

Noun - misspelling of dih/dick said by a sped Austistic/Down Syndrome/ADHD/67 kid

guy1: yo
timmah: good dihghh
guy1: here we go again

by HorseBatterydesable November 11, 2025

Dihgnature

When a man leaves his bellend imprint in someone’s shit after anal sex.

Fuck man you left your Dihgnature in my shit, you tore my shit up.

by D122YDC November 24, 2025

Dihless

A person is DIHLESS when they don't get dih. 🥀
(They are often desperate!)

Person1: Did you get dih last night?
Person2: No, I've been DIHLESS for 10 years🥀, please read Franz Kafka.

by dihlessgombi November 25, 2025