calculator

1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework

1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?

by örsh October 8, 2003

Calcutta

Calcutta was a ship which transported convicts to Van Dieman's land in the 1850s

Many people (covicted for what would now be considered petty offences),
were sent to trial, imprisoned and later trasported to Van Dieman's land on the Calcutta

by St. Ias September 28, 2005

fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.

That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.

I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!

by shekel May 23, 2014

calculator

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.

I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!

by shekel May 23, 2014

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

Calculated

Proven wrong; Served; Treated.

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.

by glberns October 25, 2010