Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass
by Captain clap August 31, 2018
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CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.
"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."
by Jak_P0t February 13, 2020
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Cleveland Baited

Dude, you totally thought I was about to Chris McCoy you. Get Cleveland baited!
by Brother Rice High School November 29, 2017
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Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.
Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.
by Frg00 December 03, 2016
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Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?
by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017
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