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Matt Clark

Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."
Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.
by Bex /:] January 19, 2009
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Clarissa

Clarissa is literally the most gorgeous girl. She is extremely kind and gentle and never wants to hurt anyone. She is inexplicably smart but doesn't think she is. She has the sweetest smile and laugh and you will never see anyone with better teeth than hers. When she gets hurt, she gets hurt... She can cry like nobodies business and get hurt like nobodies business. She's a very innocent girl on the outside, but once you get to her dark side, she's pretty naughty. She also literally laughs at everything anyone says. She will even laugh during awkward moments. She has big boobs, no butt, tiny nails, and cute feet.
Clarissa is lit.
by SanaSanaColitaDeRana November 5, 2018
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clark middle school

cms is a nasty ass poor ass school filled with niggas that really want clout. you bitches getting pregnant at the age 2 and trotting around like it’s cute. you house pussies look like an oval. like tf. you bitches ain’t cute. y’all do hard drugs like little crackheads thinking y’all the shit claiming to get 10473k views when nobody except he clout chasers rlly even care abt. you can’t flex views and if you do it’s just proves how sad you are. periodt. don’t get me started on the goddamn teachers. they act bold asf when they wigs stiff and and they be crying up in the classrooms thinking we gone sympathize for them. like no. ain’t no decent teachers they all whack and unnecessary. hoes are always mad and it’s just not a place you’d want to surround yourself. especially with all the drug dealers and juulers which fill clark to the brim with smoke and black lungs.
clark middle school needs to get shot up bc it’s filled with nasty hoes who deserve NOTHING ;).
by nigga wtf u want tf May 29, 2019
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Joe Clarke Manoeuvre

a movement, procedure, or method performed to achieve a desired result extremely quick and fast. Especially in regard to Pub Brawling or excecuting a dodgey one-night-stand/sexual encounter without forming emotional attachments or sexual partner finding out (in the case of defacto relationship). "Get in, get the job done and get the f#ck out of there..." - Joe Clarke circa 1984
"Hey Spadge, just go and meet up with Jenny and give her a quick Joe Clarke Manoeuvre and be done with it..."
by Spadge June 10, 2006
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matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga
girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S
by david whosu November 26, 2010
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Wesley Clark

Quite possibly a future president of the United States of America. Brilliant businessman and retired 4 star general. Too bad he couldn't be president this time around. If Kerry wins this year Clark will probably run in 2012.
Wesley Clark for President in 2012!
by Samuel March 17, 2004
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clarksburg

A place where all the neat kids live in West Virginia.
Clarksburg is a fun place to live.
by Android. July 7, 2008
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