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a skinny weirdo who wears full length clothes and pants 365 days a year, even in a 100F summer day
Bro, are you crazy? It's 98F outside! DON'T be a Bruce!

In a religiously conservative society, women are required to dress like Bruce
Bruce by madd grizz August 20, 2020

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis 

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

bruce lee position/style 

a position/style of sexual intecourse involving a pair of nunchaku, or nunchucks in either double penetration, or choking whilst fucking from behind, named in the orer od the late Mr.Lee's use of nunchaku in his movie "Enter The Dragon"
my throat is sore, i did it bruce lee position/style last night
to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
Bruce by cPsYcRoW November 15, 2011
bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.
that guy is so stubborn.
no i think you mean that guy is so bruce.
bruce by crazy cupcake eater May 18, 2011

Bruceing 

A term used in business context when speaking to a group of people or in a meeting when one of your colleagues tries his best to make you look stupid and him (or herself) look smart.
I've been bruced again, next time I'll kill him.
Bruceing by Steve July 22, 2003