Bruceing

to do everything as if you're playing hockey. AT ALL TIMES. enjoys the quenching flavor of gatorade and has a layer of underarmor on his/her body at all times.

stop bruceing, its badminton!

by Leacmih October 26, 2007

Bruceing

Only receiving partial information and expected to figure the rest out.

Bruce: You know that thing i did the other day, at that place, can you follow that up?

Me: Dude your bruceing me,

by lhh at my life February 3, 2014

Bruceing

A term used in business context when speaking to a group of people or in a meeting when one of your colleagues tries his best to make you look stupid and him (or herself) look smart.

I've been bruced again, next time I'll kill him.

by Steve July 22, 2003

Bruceing

The act of doing something that you believe will make your life easier, but in fact makes it more difficult.

Sam: Why is he swimming upstream like that?
Dan: He thinks he's swimming downstream.
Sam: Hasn't anyone told him?
Dan: He doesn't listen, he's just bruceing.

by Just Kidding or Am I April 11, 2023

bruce bruce

Bruce Bruce is a name synonymous with keeping audiences rolling with laughter thanks to his captivating improv skills. Bruce's larger than life comedic style has been showcased across the country as well as on hit television programs, while his wit, spontaneity and dazzling personality sets him apart from other standup comedians. Although Bruce is known for his adult comedy, he prides himself on not using vulgarity to win a laugh. He also does comedy appropriate for the entire family and has earned his title as the "Mayor of Comedy." After receiving the highest ratings ever as the Host of BET s 10th anniversary Comic View in 2001, Bruce signed on again to Host the 2002 Comic View season. Bruce is also featured as Dewayne the good-natured "rent-a-cop" in the Lion s Gate Films feature The Wash, directed by DJ Pooh, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He can also be seen in Outkast svideo So Fresh, So Clean, Directed by Dave Myers. He was featured at the prestigious Black Film Festival in Acapulco (2001), the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal (2000/2001), Laffapalooza Festival in Atlanta, GA (2000/2001), the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO (2001/2002) and can be seen in comedy clubs around the country. Currently, you can catch Bruce's half hour special "Comedy Central Presents...." on Comedy Central.

according to rapper Too $hort, he likes skinny girls

"all the big girls, get loose with it/all the skinny girls let bruce bruce hit it"

by Too $hort January 16, 2005

Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

Bruced

The act of showing up second to claim a prize.
Originated in a Adventure Motorcycle tag game in Ohio where a guy name Bruce kept showing up second to claim the tag.
It has since been adopted by tag games in all 50 states and thousands of people have been "Bruced"

Looks like I and the second person here I have been "Bruced"

by 71OLDS November 15, 2013