Assdick

Constantly being flooded by photos of ass and dick that an individual contemplates building a wall/collage out of his collections of unsolicited nudes.

Hey, thanks for your contribution of your nudes, it’s going to be part of my wall of assdick.”

by Jvega87 June 20, 2019

Assdiction

When you get addicted to other people’s asses.

“Yo look at that thicc ass”
“Bro I swear u have an assdiction”

by hUm3N December 4, 2019

Assfacia

The disease of having a face that looks like a butt.

“That girl looks like she may have assfacia”

by Goochg May 22, 2020

Assfaders

When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore

Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.

I can smell your assferg from here.

by lengcha September 26, 2020

Assdickmatism

When the sex was so good that you can't see right anymore.

You're going to have to drive today. After my date last night, I got that assdickmatism.

by BiHexual October 27, 2020

Assface

1) multiple ass cheeks on a face

that bitch has a assface.

by anonymous December 19, 2020