Twitter god 

When God allowed Lucifer to let Donald Trump use Twitter to racially electrify his mostly white blue-collar supporters to vote against “crooked” Hillary Clinton, although millions of “illegal votes” were cast against him.

Without the Twitter god, President Trump is “politically impotent,” and if the dishonest press gang together to offer him scant coverage, he’s socially bankrupt—when political alienation or isolation could be worse than a presidential impeachment.

Twitter god by MathPlus November 10, 2018

Gay God 

An attention whore who pretends to care about Animals and gay rights to promote himself.

Gay God: OMG you guyz check out my brand new photo on Myspace I'm shirtless!!1!

Emo1839: OMG Matthew is so lush he cares about animalz!

Gay God by Furious__Styles July 4, 2009

jesus god 

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.

I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh

jesus god by Little Grundle June 11, 2004

yes god 

it means yes to almost everything

Sha'e Is We Goin To The High Game Tonite? "YES GOD"
We Takin A Trip To Atlanta Next Week,"YES GOD"
Is That Dem Holly Grove Boyz? "YeS god"

yes god by FRANKIE-SHARLENE March 4, 2008

Child Of God 

Some one who never Sins and will do anything for God

Girl: Fuck Me

Child Of God: We have to get married or I’ll go to hell

Child Of God by #SoaRLAFD October 6, 2017

Llama God 

The mistaken name that people hear when they are told about Lamb of God

Guy 1: I just gave a couple of music albums to a Buddhist colony

Guy 2: Neat! Who was the producer of the music?

Guy 1: I think my friend said the music was made by Llama God

Llama God by cyber1010 December 6, 2010

Awesome God 

God is terrific! He is all wonderful and totally spectacular! God is an awesome God!

The kids in the Sunday School class loved singing a song telling that God is an awesome God!

Awesome God by myra jane nelson May 13, 2015