beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

beaner creams by Daccracker August 3, 2011

beany 

beany is one of them boys that can tickle your needs, make you feel good just being around them, make you smile like no one's business, make you giggle like a little kid who just got a candy.....basically, overall.....beany is the best!!!! ;p

has anyone seen my 'beany'???? ;p

beany by bubble spooff February 23, 2005

beaner 

In Spanish, frijolero, just a Mexican (Someone from Mexico)! Not necessarily an immigrant!
No me llames frijolero,
Pinche gringo puñetero.
Chingado!!

Beaners are hot. I want one!

beaner by James December 21, 2003

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

Jackin' the Beanstalk by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

Beans in the Can 

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.

Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.

Beans in the Can by Shameless1 April 2, 2005

Beaniality 

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),

1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.

Beaniality by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010

Beanie Butt Load 

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.

Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load

Beanie Butt Load by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011