beany is one of them boys that can tickle your needs, make you feel good just being around them, make you smile like no one's business, make you giggle like a little kid who just got a candy.....basically, overall.....beany is the best!!!! ;p
by bubble spooff February 23, 2005
by peachy February 3, 2005
by will-k February 23, 2009
A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 2, 2018
The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011
Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
by margaret June 6, 2004