beany is one of them boys that can tickle your needs, make you feel good just being around them, make you smile like no one's business, make you giggle like a little kid who just got a candy.....basically, overall.....beany is the best!!!! ;p
has anyone seen my 'beany'???? ;p
by bubble spooff February 23, 2005
Beany is without a doubt the coolest person in the world!!! Words cannot even say
by peachy February 3, 2005
guy 1) wow look at tht guy hes beany!

guy 2) well indeed he is guy 1
by will-k February 23, 2009
Joe is too beany to hang out with.
by Fowler St March 6, 2008
A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 2, 2018
A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.
by Lynchy1993 May 8, 2011
a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.
Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
by margaret June 6, 2004