Emilia Perez

Worst form of tortue

Hey I like Emilia Perez-*shot with a knife*

by Help Me a a a a a February 10, 2025

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025

emil flip

an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight

stop being such a fucking emil flip

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Emilia baker

Emilia baker is the best kind young ladie who loves to help people and is smart and funny

Emilia baker a kind person

by Thekidinblack February 25, 2025

Emilee

The reason that art exists. Every instance of inspiration and every observation of beauty, is the trickle down effect of her existence.

Emilee is the reason the Mona Lisa smiled, the reason the Statue of Liberty holds a torch, the reason Moonlight Sonata brings both smiles and tears, and the reason Quentin Tarantino will only make 10 movies. He couldn’t think of an 11th because Emilee was distracting him.

Fun fact: Van Gogh cut his ear off for a woman he never met. It was Emilee.

Another fun fact: the last thing Steve Irwin saw was a vision of Emilee telling him that everything would be okay.

Third fun fact: Jesus asked his dad to come back because he wanted to see Emilee in person.

by Werew0lfe April 27, 2025

emilie

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.

emilie is fat

emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones

emilie is making earthquakes

emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged

by emilie hater May 12, 2025

Emil

English:
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.

Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.

I hear a scream, Emil must have lost a game.
Eg høyrer eit skrik, Emil må ha tapt eit spel.

by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025