Holy water 

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

Holy water by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

fish out of water 

the absurd sexual act when a male inserts his hard penis (fish) into a women's empty mouth (the pond) and fills it up with urine (water). He then proceeds to pull out his fish and smack it on the women's face while yelping "FISH OUT OF WATER! FISH OUT OF WATER!"

I had a hot round of sex last night and finished off with a fish out of water.

fish out of water by Sean and Tommy July 13, 2007

fart water 

when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.

*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"

fart water by the scene queen September 10, 2009

checking the bath water 

first you have to turn the knobs, then you check the temperature below the faucet.

I caught spencer checking the bath water with erin 3 times while they were at the mall today

checking the bath water by benis boy December 19, 2005

cottagecheese water 

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

cottagecheese water by Jay November 27, 2003

boiling water guarantee 

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

boiling water guarantee by davecyberd January 8, 2011

Selling water 

Selling weed

*After school
Person 1: Aye, you selling waters?
Person 2: Yeah. Not until later though.

Text*
Person 1: Waters?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: 20 minutes

Selling water by Zdm May 29, 2015