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Cheese Crotch 

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

cheeseburger handshake 

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.
"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."
Jim: You got the cheese, Tony?
Tony: Yeah let's bring it back to the crib.

Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.
After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.
Cheese Dirt by Foxingham August 20, 2016
When something significant happens. Either can be terrible or awesome.
We are having hot dog s for dinner!! That's some cheese!! (Awesome)
I got an answer wrong? That's some cheese!! (Terrible)
Cheese by Dustinsane October 19, 2016

Cheeseasaurus 

Someone that eats a lot of cheese. Mostly vegetarians that donthe really like vegetables.
When you make dinner tonight make sure you prepare Mac and cheese for Lisa. She is doesn't eat meat or too many veggies. She is basically a cheeseasaurus
Cheeseasaurus by MarianneM November 28, 2016