zinger

an irritating itch found on one's sphincter, often caused by a seeping hemroid.

Man, this hemroid is giving me a real zinger!

by dLawrenceR October 29, 2009

zing

when you don't understand something (it "Zings" past you); can be signified by swiping hand over head while saying, "ZING!"

Bob: yo! what's up foo!
John: hey! so guess what i learned todaY!!! a plus b times c divided by two thousand minus ten million over 6 digits times three is equal to the velocity of a pterydactol times three billion over two ducks
BOb: ....ZING!

by BLAH!!!! June 5, 2005

ZING

a rating system were something that looks abit fruity, or just pleasant to the eye receives a zing

check the bumper on that girl she definately gets my zing rating

by tupat October 8, 2008

zing

to mock in a delightfully funny manner. Usually involves cursing

Why don't you eat, shit and die, oh that's a zing

by TC1 November 2, 2002

zing

to run away frm someone as fast as u can

qwik blud
lets zing now!

by Chikstah Lyk..Chantal December 21, 2007

zinguteshu

An active member of the Porkchop Nazi Clan

Zinguteshu killed 5 donkeys as a act of mercy.

by Zinguteshu September 19, 2003

zingood

usually used when a brotha thinks a shawty is fine and whats to holla at her

Damn MA'.....Your lookin' ZINGOOD!

by Willis November 24, 2003