zero germs

means when you never hook up with someone..never kissed someone

man he has zero germs

by RYANN...JULIOO...MIKEE...NICKY November 7, 2010

Zero Bomber

Someone who votes zero on submissions (on websites that use a 0-5/0-10 voting system generally) for no reason/or due to hate and not actually judging on the submission, in target to lower the score of it.

Dammit, now I'll never get on the top rated list due to that damn zero bomber!

by Smitfraud February 25, 2012

Zero Hunter

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated and attempts to engage in sexual relations with unnattractive people. The rationale behind this being that the unnattractive people will be easier to proposition.

1. Dude! Did you see that guy going after that nasty chick? He's a total zero hunter!

2. Karen: When you're drunk what kind of guys do you usually go for, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Sarah: I go for the zeroes, their easier!

by zazery May 18, 2009

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019

Poweraide Zero

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?

Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.

by ArchAdams February 22, 2011

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008