Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

Yo wa guan piff ting by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017

yo mama joke day

march 23rd, the national day of telling yo mama jokes

“yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said i need your weight not your phone number” “yo dude what the heck?” “ hey it’s march 23rd national yo mama joke day it’s okay”

yo mama joke day by jasonearlslushoiuscurls March 22, 2021

yo-yo smuggler 

A woman with tight pants on.

A woman who has a cameltoe.

Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!

yo-yo smuggler by Cleef August 28, 2005

Yo Taylor

(v) To humiliate a teenage girl while insanely drunk. Derived from an incident during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, where rapper Kanye West went on stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech, snatched her microphone, and declared that Beyonce (who was nominated in the same category as Swift) deserved the Best Female Video award.

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!

Yo Taylor by ImmaLetUFinish October 17, 2009

yo-yo ma 

Cello virtuoso.

Person 1: "Yo mama plays with that stick all day long!"
Person 2: "It's Yo-Yo Ma, and it's called a bow."

yo-yo ma by FireAarro November 13, 2003

Yo Daws dab me up bro 

A handshake solidified to indicate a friendship between homies.

Homie #1 "Yo daws dab me up bro"
Homie #2 "ight bet"

Yo Daws dab me up bro by Fortniteninjaoffical February 7, 2020

yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

yo momma by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004