Level Three

The level after Level One and Level Two. At this level, things will probably get fucked up. Puppies and kittens will be thrown for long distance, middle finger enemas will be given, and babies will be punched so hard their tiny brains explode.

If someone has gone Level Three, clear the fuck out.

Person 1: So, she turned to me and told me to shut up and leave her alone. That pissed me off. I'm about to go Level Three in here.

Person 2: Oh, shit, hang on. Let me get a few miles away first.

Level Three by Lifeinsteps May 29, 2012

the three j`s 

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.

I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!

the three j`s by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014

The Three Laws of Procrastination 

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

The Three Laws of Procrastination by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015

all threes 

Big dicked dude with an erection. Tripod.

You got me standing on all threes, pretty girl in the short jeans. - OMI

all threes by KevStarSF July 10, 2016

The Three Bag Slap 

When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.

What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!

The Three Bag Slap by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Got to three 

What someone says after biting into their Tootsie pop, inspired from the old commercial.

Poorly drawn boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Owl: Let's find out, one...a-two-hooo....three (crunch), three.
Anonymous voice: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? The world may never know....

Dude: How many?
Bub: Don't know, got to three.
Dude: Aw, who cares, let's get wasted.

Got to three by Yep Nope September 19, 2005

one and three sevenths 

The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.

May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.

one and three sevenths by Lexrcal March 15, 2021