Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

sac stache

When two gay males perform fellatio on each other in the "69" position and the top guy`s ball sac drapes down over the lower guys upper lip.

Man, I was giving Chad a mean blowjob last night in a hot 69 when he dropped a "sac stache" on me and I nearly smothered to death.

by IBleakin October 28, 2023

bump staches

When two gay men make out

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?

by YE the OG January 28, 2024

Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

by R0ZES May 15, 2024

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024