Popping a girl's cherry then motorboating her vagina, leaving a "red mustache" above and around your upper lip.
My girlfriend was upset that I popped her cherry, so to make her feel better I gave her a red mustache.
by Harper Valentine March 22, 2010
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
guy2, she must have been on her period.
by rev_b April 9, 2009
The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
by Thereis1 September 14, 2017
When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.
by Rick Portche February 28, 2020
When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
by Its Manda! April 19, 2011
1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 23, 2020